Morning Standard

Søndag 11. oktober 2026
Weather
Oslo: High 6°C / Low 3°C · Drizzle
Budapest: High 17°C / Low 12°C · Rain
USD → NOK: 9.56
EUR → NOK: 10.71
NOK → HUF: 34.09
Saudi airport

Saudisk flyplass angrepet igjen

King Khalid International Airport i Riyadh. Minst fem på sykehus. NRK (bokmål)
Panama

Jordskjelv i Panama: «En stor katastrofe»

Styrke 7,7. Veier og bygninger ødelagt. VG
Isaias

Nesten 900.000 uten strøm etter «Isaias»

Florida, Georgia og Alabama. NRK (bokmål)
Yandex

Nytt angrep mot russisk datasenter

Yandex-anlegg i Vladimir skadet. NRK (bokmål)
United

United–Tottenham endte 1–1

Solanke reddet poeng på tampen. NRK Sport
Wall Street

Rentefrykt trakk Wall Street ned

S&P 500 ned 0,2 %. E24

Markets

BTC$82,976+0.25%
ZEC$1,185-1.2%
QNT$245+0.2%
Nasdaq27,366+0.64%
Dow51,655+0.83%
Oslo Børs2,058+0.5%

Recipe of the day

Sheet Pan Gnocchi

Sheet Pan Gnocchi with Zucchini and Tomatoes

30 minutes. One pan.

Wordle

Wordle
Wordle #1942: SHARE

Mini

Mini crossword
NYT Mini
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Events

Oslo Budapest

Quote of the day

“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” — Socrates

Long Read

Inequality chart

The Biggest Source of Inequality That No One Talks About

Progressives are focused on the wrong tax loophole. The Atlantic
Enhanced girl of the day — Nina
Nina
Hey, 27, escort in Amsterdam. Book me here if you want: Eros Amsterdam. The regulars know what they’re getting and keep coming back.
How did the surgeries go?
First set was 380cc under the muscle when I was 21. I was nervous and went small. A few years later I switched to high-profile silicone because I wanted more upper-pole. That got me to 760cc. Last year I went to 1240cc. Same style, still under the muscle. The surgeon said a bigger jump in one go was risky, so we stopped there. Lip filler was 1ml of Restylane about a year ago. Small bit in the cheeks too. Still happy with it.
What do you charge?
Incall from 270 euros. Outcall more if it’s late. I’m good at this.
Weirdest client lately?
One guy wanted me to keep my heels on and step on his chest while he talked about his day. He finished fast. Paid full rate and messaged the next day.
What porn are you sharing with us today?
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